So, most of the time, I have a basic, irrational (by which I mean the forces of logic and reason are not applied, not stupid) reaction to everything I encounter. I of course, have a little dialogue in my head that filters these reactions, forces me to examine the reasons behind them, and change my viewpoint to a much more toned-down and sensible one. Well, I decided to remove the filter and let some of these reactions loose. Some might seem stupid or offensive, but that's why I filter. That's why everyone filters. So...Pointless Guttural Reactions to the World
without self-examination

You are not Bettie Page. You are not Bam Margera. You are not a vampire. You are not a character in an anime. I need to spend less time on myspace.

I heard SDSU called "still drunk, still undeclared" the other day. I thought it was really funny because I don't really know anyone who went there that's graduated in under 5 years and it was our basketball rival at USD, so I feel inclined to dislike it, though I never really followed our basketball team...

I feel like I have the unalienable right to drive 85+ on the freeway and if you don't get out of my way, I have the unalienable right to tailgate you.

I don't believe in popular "manly" stereotypes like following sporta or talking about cars, but I do believe in ones that are equally as arbitrary such as if you don't like dark, hoppy beer you aren't a real man, or if you prefer sweet mixed drinks to whiskey...

Chicks who smoke look like skanks to me. For some reason, I see a young woman puffing away and automatically think, "bet she'd rather be puffing away at some dick." On the same note, I naturally assume the same thing about girls who dye the underlayer of their hair jet-black and the outer layer platinum blonde.

I still hate kids who "try to be weird." Just because you dyed yourself 7 different colors does not make you an interesting person.

Wow. It's like primal scream therapy or something.

posted by MAtt D. at 9:32 PM