You ever been just messing around while you're home alone and you do something totally awesome? You have two major thoughts at that moment - 1) Holy Shit! I did it, and there's no one around to see! and 2)Well, I'll never be able to replicate that again. Well, thanks to the miracle of the internet, I can at least tell the whole world (read: the three people who read this blog) about it:

I fucking twirled, dude.

Alright, that sounds a little "eh" to some so here's what I'm talking about: Alli's at the gym, and I'm getting dinner ready. For those who don't know, I LOVE to cook. I'm making calzones, so I need to prepare pizza dough. Long story short - those guy who throw the dough in the air and make it twirl around in order to stretch it out? Yeah, I did that. I did that home alone with no one but the cat around, and her useless ass was sleeping, so she didn't even see the awesomeness of Chef Matt throwing his dough... Is it lame to be this excited about this kind of thing? Ah, who cares, I still fucking rule for it.

posted by MAtt D. at 6:28 PM