I hate hate hate people who pronounce it "volumptuous" with an "M" in there. It just sounds retarded.

Sydney Bristow is like, the worst secret agent ever. Seriously, her cover gets blown every mission she goes on. They should kill her off and just have a show called "Jack Bristow: Ultimate Ass-Kicking Secret Agent."

I finally got the point of Clerks today. I wasn't even watching the damn thing. For years I've been laughing at all the dick and fart jokes, but missed one of the major themes. "Shit or get off the pot." Do something, or stop complaining. Take action. Take command over your life, stop bitching about it.

Going to Vegas this weekend. I'm rolling it welfare style, with a ton of PB&Js, Cup O'Noodles, and Granola Bars. I'm even bringing a hotpot. That's because my budget for the whole trip is $200. Let's see how far I can make that shit stretch. Hopefully this time, we WON'T get robbed by hookers.