Spent the weekend in San Jose with Alli's extended family for her cousin's college graduation. It was a lot of fun. Anyone who gets invited to the wedding, I suggest you make time to be there because her cousins are HOT. And why else would you go to a wedding if not to meet hot girls, right?

I was just thinking, if my life was a romantic comedy I would talk about how happy I was with Alli and how much I love being engaged to her, and then some bitchy hot chick would take it upon herself to prove me wrong and do all sorts of bitchy hot things like being naked near me and stuff like that where I would get to see her boobies, but eventually there would be an awkward situation where Alli would for some reason think I cheated on her but really didn't, and I would spend the next few weeks contained within a 10-minute montage trying to convince her to take me back when eventually the bitchy hot chick would have a change of heart and reveal the misunderstanding to Alli who would take me back without a second thought. But my life isn't a romantic comedy. But I do love me some boobies. Food for thought.

posted by MAtt D. at 11:05 PM