I hereby challenge anyone who might have voted for Bush to give me a legitimate reason why that I can't tear to shreds with my "research" and "logic." I know that sounds arrogant as fuck, and if someone stumps me, I'll look like a tool. But I've been a huge dorky tool my whole life, so what do I care? 14-year-olds love me.

To my theologian/philosopher friends out there, don't you find it interesting that the number one reason people voted for Bush was his morals and ethics? Kerry kinda skirted those topics, focusing on the war and the economy, very immediate, here-and-now things, but what really resonated with the American voter this time around was Bush's talk about core values and ethics and morals (gay marriage, stem-cell research, abortion, evil, etc.) No good or bad judgement from me on this one... it's just interesting.