Had a great time at home this last weekend, and it was great, great, great indeed to see all my friends. I shoulda left the ball and chain so I could have gone buck wild on the absinthe. (Just kidding, dear...) Anyhow, got something on my mind.

I don't usually get too political, but being that I live in a house where Fox News is going constantly I get a little sick of it. Thank God for Air America, I'd go nuts without it... No, on second thought - thank God for George Bush. Thank God. Because if Kerry were president, America would have melted into a puddle of sulpherous waste by now. Or at least that's the argument the GOP is making, but I don't have the right to question our government, right? That's not how this country was started or anything. But I digress. Thank God for George Bush, because while in office he has made it so much harder for terrorists to get into this country. No, on second thought, his "guest worker" program makes it pretty easy for illegal immigrants to get in... at least once they're here, they won't be able to get their hands on anything really dangerous... no, no, because he let that whole "assault weapon ban" thing lapse... Well, the terrorists won't have much motivation to move against us since Bush captured their evil leader, Osama Bin Laden. No, no I think he's made it very clear that he hasn't really given that much thought lately. Well, at least Osama won't be using any of his WMD, right? Since we have those safe and secure now? Hmm... which one of the promises that Bush made has he fucking kept? Kerry voted in favor of going into Iraq... because his President guaranteed him (and the American people) that it was the right thing to do. I'm tired of people accusing Kerry of flip-flopping when Bush has said a million things that his actions go back on. Here's all you need to know, and it's truth and you can look it up from several news sources and whatnot, and good luck finding an impartial source but still, you may be able to confirm this in some way: Kerry rallies are open, anyone may attend including Bush supporters. Bush rallies are closely screened so that no antiBush proKerry people make it through.

Gah! Sorry I don't mean to get political, but like I said, when it's stuck in your face constantly, it's hard to deal with. Reds, I'd like to see you in my neck of the woods one of these days. Vaya Con Dios.

posted by MAtt D. at 5:14 PM