So I got "promoted" to camp counselor at Sea World. I've spent the last week with 2nd & 3rd graders. Don't ask me about current events, but I could tell you all about what Cassie and Maddie did last night after they went home from Sea World camp. We've got one camper who every time we get soaked, she hikes her shorts up really high into her crotch. We call her "CT." What the hell are parents teaching their kids? There's the ADHD kid, who makes the day seem that much longer. I wish I could just sit him down and explain to him that he needs to calm the hell down because I don't believe in ADD or ADHD... It was a lot easier to say before I started working with this kid.

By the way, Ken Jennings must be stopped. He's the guy who's been on Jeopardy for like... 37 shows straight. I am confident he's some kind of eugenics experiment on behalf of the Church of Latter Day Saints meant to bring Mormonism more into the mainstream. I think he's supposed to be "likeable" but he comes off as just really dorky and arrogant. Also he gets so many Daily Doubles and clears so many categories that the way he and Alex joke with one another makes me wonder if someone isn't sucking someone else's dick. I'm serious people, don't fall under his spell, otherwise we'll all be jumping on trampolines.

posted by MAtt D. at 8:09 PM